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Sear then oven, or oven then sear, for a 4cm pork chop on a domestic hob?

On smoke specifically, since that is your actual constraint. Wipe the pan out between batches, because it is the little bits of burnt residue and stray oil that produce most of the smoke rather than the meat. Do not put butter in early, it will be black long before the chop is done. And open a window on the opposite side of the room to the extractor so there is actually a cross draught, which does more than the extractor does.

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Starter is bubbly at four hours but the bread barely rises in the tin

The float test is the least reliable thing in sourdough. A starter full of gas floats whether or not it has the population to raise 500g of flour.

Two things to check in order. First, when are you using it? A starter that doubles in four hours is at peak around four hours, and most people use it at six or seven when it's already collapsing and much less active. Set a timer and use it just as it crests.

Second, 100g of starter into 500g of flour at 24C should not take seven hours. That's the number telling me the starter is weaker than it looks. Feed 1:5:5 twice a day for three days at a steady 25-26C before you bake again. Most "my starter is fine but my bread isn't" cases are a starter that's been kept alive rather than kept strong.

Dense tight crumb after a long rise is nearly always underfermented dough despite the clock, not overproofed.

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Slow cooker already does pulled pork fine - what does sous vide give me that is worth the counter space?

Practical note on the counter space worry: a stick circulator lives in a drawer and clamps to a stockpot you already own, so it is not the same footprint problem as the slow cooker. Time-wise it is worse for your current menu, not better - eight hours in a slow cooker becomes a longer cook in a bath and then a pan to finish. It only pays off if the thing you want is precision rather than convenience.

57 · in/sous-vide ·

durable object alarms or a real queue for 5k scheduled reminders a day

A per-user Durable Object with a single alarm for its next due reminder, for exactly the reason you identified: the state that changes and the scheduling live in the same place, so an edit is just recomputing the next alarm time and calling setAlarm again.

Per user, not per reminder. Thousands of objects holding a handful of reminders each is the shape this is designed for; one object per reminder is a lot of objects doing nothing for hours.

You also get retry with backoff on alarm handler failure without writing it, which is the part people forget they would otherwise owe themselves.

148 · in/queues-and-jobs ·

How long before a brand new starter actually raises bread instead of bubbling

Yes: consistent, predictable doubling within four to six hours of a feed, three days running. That's the signal, and it beats any day count because the day count depends on your flour, your water and your kitchen.

What you're describing is textbook. Acetone early on is normal, the shift to yoghurt is the bacterial population sorting itself out, and bubbling at eight hours on day nine means it's on the way but not ready. Two things speed it up: feed twice a day rather than once, and keep it warmer, 25-26C rather than a cold worktop. Most "my starter has stalled at three weeks" posts are a jar living at 18C.

Don't bake with it early and conclude it failed. The first loaf from a not-quite-ready starter is dense, and people bin the starter when it needed another four days.

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